Emerson: Well, hate to be a bitch, but ain’t no way in the world I’m taking this case.
Olive: You think Merle McQuoddy murdered Nora?
Emerson: Merle McQuoddy’s ship returned minus a few oars, making it a very easy leap from captain to killer. Nothing this kid had to say makes me think otherwise. Plus, I don’t work in the rain.
Ned: Clearly, you don’t hate being a bitch that much.
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Elliot McQuoddy: Who knows when I’ll get another meal without Mom to make it.
Olive: Oh, you poor boy. (He rests his head on her breasts.) There, there. (He switches to Chuck’s breasts.)
Chuck: Not here, here.
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Olive: Merle McQuoddy was a salty sailor who left his lighthouse-keeper wife and young child on a fishing voyage 10 years ago only to vanish without a trace! Bum-ba-bum-buh!
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Thanks to everythingoz for the heads up!
Ned: Then that leaves figuring out what we do with your dad. The only way we can do that is together. Are we together?
Chuck: Mm. We’re so gethered, electrons couldn’t get between us.
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Chuck: I’ll let you breathe in a minute, I promise.
Ned: I’m good.
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Chuck: …I can say that I’m sorry for deceiving you and I will say that forever, but I can’t say that I’m sorry my dad’s alive, because I’m not. It is so overwhelming and I am so grateful. I don’t know how to explain it.
Ned: You acted on an impulse so poignant and deep. I know what it feels like. I felt it with you. And I’ll never be sorry I did it either.
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Narrator: A low-pressure system moving in from the coast threatened Papen County with its first winter storm, but for the Pie-MAker and Chuck, it was as if the tempest had already hit.
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Chuck: We need to talk.
Ned: You don’t want to hear what I have to say.
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Aunt Vivian: I don’t get pissed. A gypsy once told me it brings on hemorrhoids.
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