Pushing Daily Daisies

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Ned: I hate secrets, too.

Chuck: Wh- you love secrets! You want to marry secrets and have little half-secret, half-human babies. 

Season 1, Episode 2

Janine: It’s easier if I show you. Follow me.
Chuck: Shotgun!
Ned: Chuck!
Chuck: I hate the back.
Ned: Dead. Again. Forever.
Chuck: Fine.

Season 1, Episode 2

Chuck: Have you ever heard of the Dandy Lion car company?
Rick Page: Nope. You wanna open the kimono on why I’m wearing a silver leotard and hanging from a hook?

Season 1, Episode 2

Chuck: We haven’t seen each other in, like, 20 years. Don’t you want to know about me? I want to know everything about you.
Ned: Look, we’ve all done things we’re not proud of. We all have secrets.
Chuck: What secrets? (Emerson walks up.)
Emerson: Skeletons in the closet.
Ned: Exactly. How long have you been listening?
Emerson: There are skeletons in the closet.

Season 1, Episode 2

Chuck: What do you know about Emerson, besides he privately investigates?
Ned: What is so great about knowing? When you lift up a rock, do you find whipped cream? No, you find worms. I say ‘no’ to knowing.

Season 1, Episode 2

(Emerson whips out a security card.)
Ned: Where’d you get that?
Emerson: Contacted the company that makes these doors under false pretenses  They gave me a sample ID badge which I digitally altered using the magnetic code that matches the serial number of this machine. Is that cheating?
Chuck: I don’t know. Is this? (She pulls out a security card.) I gave the security guard a hug goodbye. My upper body distracted him while these things I call ‘hands’ took this off his belt.

Season 1, Episode 2

Ned: Chuck found the clue.
Chuck: I found the clue.
Emerson: Clue is a board game. ‘Professor did it in the parlor with a rubber mallet.’ That’s a clue. We find evidence.

Season 1, Episode 2

Janine: …it’s a shame to waste a perfectly good pie. Man, that smells good.
Ned: (dabs her lip with dandelion) You’re drooling.

Season 1, Episode 2

Jeanine: Hi! Flex your flower power! Would you like a fact sheet on the Dandy Lion SX, the spores car of tomorrow? Get it? ‘Spores car’? Well, I think it’s cute.
Ned: Are you Jeanine?
Jeanine: Am I in trouble for making up slogan? Cause I’ll say, ‘Blow you away,’ but it seemed redundant with the commercial playing all the time.

Season 1, Episode 2

Narrator: Chuck’s love of language had begun upon the discovery of a portable cassette-tape player and several boxes of language courses.
Voice on tape: Le Jarlsburg est sur la table.
Chuck: Le Jarlsburg est sur la table.
Voice on tape: Die Jarlsburg ist auf dem Tisch.
Chuck: Die Jarlsburg ist auf dem Tisch.

Season 1, Episode 2