Pushing Daily Daisies

Janine: Do I look okay?
Ned: Runway ready.
Janine: Really? You don’t think these bandages make me look fat?
Ned: Not at all.
Janine: Oh, that’s so sweet! Is he always this sweet?
Chuck: I wouldn’t know.

Season 1, Episode 2

Emerson: I will pay the both of you not to have this conversation in front of me.
Chuck: It’s not in front of you, is it? It’s to the side and behind you.
Ned: Can’t ride in the front, Chuck.

Season 1, Episode 2

mandyquesadilla:

Will that’s not your dog

I know it’s confusing but not every dog is in fact your dog

You’re not even on the right show get out of there

Chuck: I already lived a sheltered life once. But it wasn’t as sheltered as you think. Aunt Lily had a very extensive collection of historic erotica hidden in the milk cellar.

Season 1, Episode 2

olivecubes:

Pushing Daisies Kitties by ~Emo-Hellion

piemakingdeadwaker:

But why, why do we love something if loving something just makes us stupid and just have more to lose?

Chuck: Well, I have a secret, too. I do miss my aunts and if I can’t have them back, then all I have is you. Which is great, but I don’t know anything about you since you were nine.
Ned: It’s pretty much I bake pies and wake the dead. I live a very sheltered life.

Season 1, Episode 2

pushingdailydaisies:

Daily Daisy

Ned: I hate secrets, too.

Chuck: Wh- you love secrets! You want to marry secrets and have little half-secret, half-human babies. 

Season 1, Episode 2